Thursday 12 May 2011

NAPLAN testing

Hey guys, I'm blogging again, So today im gonna talk about NAPLAN. and if your in years 7 or 9 you'd know what im talking about. Also year 5 and 3 but they shouldnt know what the internet is. when i was in grade 5 i still played with my pokemon cards. pokemon cards for the win! That was a huge craze in my Primary School. And I think i just found my next blog topic. crazes. Sweet. But for now. NAPLAN. Ok so besides this being the most boring and useless test in the world ever, it was actually ok. I mean i missed out on some pretty boring subjects and its not like it was hard or anything. But some of the questions were dumb. And honestly Morty and his dog Blue is the worst thing i've read in my life. So one dumb question asked. "Some people were asked to bring cupcakes to a party. John brings 10 more cupcakes then, Maria... (i think that was here name)Maria brings 8 more cupcakes than Tim. If there are 62 cupcakes at the party, How many did Tim bring?" now ok let me start by saying. Why make this so complicated. And let me end it by saying. Why don't you just count how many cupcakes the cunt bought instead of wasting your time? Seriously that's dumb. It's like those age questions. "Well 2 years ago i was double Annies age and she was 5. If Annie is 5 years younger than me and i am 8 years older than Robbie. How old is Robbie?" By the way that wasn't a question in the NAPLAN test and i don't think theres a possible answer. But seriously. Just tell me how old your brother is or i will end you. I mean some of the questions would never be asked in real life. Same with quesitons like "If the football oval is 200m long and Mark makes a 1:20 Scale model of the oval, how long is the scale?" Why don't you just get a ruler and measure the freacking scale.
So yeh that's it for now guys, Just some stupid things i needed to get off my chest and if you haven't checked my other blogs do so. And also comment, you guys don't comment. You make me feel so sad.... I'm kidding, but seriously. Comment.
Cya